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Sometimes I don't even know whether we're human or dancer like what is this even I mean there was this one time where I was walking down to the 7-11 and this man came up to me and I honestly don't know whether to take the cat out of the box or not. I mean, sometimes the bird is not the same without it's legs but once the water hits the shore the fish can only burn. Also, I'm Max and I'm a 17 year-old man-boy thing looking for a reason to shovel the granite out of the cards. users online

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pharrwell:

1 like = 1 swag

1 reblog = 1 million swags

the choice is urs

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500daysofbrody:

I think about getting into fatal car wrecks constantly.

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dajeve:

foodtrucker:

turning up to a corporate job interview with a hawaiian shirt and some confidence

You think a big boy like me is scared of a little child like you? Give me a break. Why don’t you go drink some juice and play with your choo choo trains and let us adults do the big boy talk.

You’re a joke

what

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If you’re my friend or close to me in any way run away while you still can please I’m the worst outcome you can possibly think of ok latez.

 
 

u make me mad